Willem Oriley
the most amazing guy in the world! attends geelong high school, is blonde, has blue eyes, a smile so bright he could melt the sun and is oh so very funny! also is close friends with alot of girls..
girl 1: you still like willem oriley??
girl 2: yeah
girl 1: why don’t you ask him out??
girl 2: he doesn’t think of me that way
willem: hey girl 1 want to go out sometime?
girl 1: sure!
girl 2: -whispers- b-st-rd!
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