Willy Wonka
noun- refers to when a girl likes the “chocolate factory.” (black men)
we call hannah “w-lly wonka” because of her interest in black men. (chocolate factory)
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a personality in a wonderful movie that has nothing to s-xually do with anything.
also he rocks.
w-lly wonka’s candy factory is the sh-t.
looking a mess but feeling happy
look at megan, looking all w-lly wonka-ish.
the act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.
kobe: man, that b-tch just don’t listen. i had to w-lly wonka her -ss just to get some chicken.
a saying that someone uses after accomplishing a game that requires either sight or just pavis (in this case, it’s pavis).
did i really beat this simon surprise level on simon trickster? … … w-lly wonka!
when a man j-zzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.
he had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the w-lly wonka.
w-lly wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his “factory” and help them live there forever with him and his oompa s-x slaves. on one occ-ssion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. one who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his s-x leash. the two last ones were perfect. small and innocent. he smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named charlie due to him being poor and n-body cared about him. w-lly wonka should die but n-body does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.
kid 1: hey did you get a gold ticket for w-lly wonka this year?
kid 2: no, i did last year though.
kid 1: how was it?
kid 2: let’s just say i couldn’t walk afterwards and my b-tt hurt a lot.
kid 1: i know i can’t wait…. wait what?
when a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a w-lly wonka bar on a hot summers day.
while i was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a w-lly wonka.
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