willy wonka’s chocolate factory
okay lets say yo gurl on top right? an she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
well let’s say you ate beans something that f-cked up yo stomach..
she bouncing on you and riding on you and you feel it coming. and it aint j-zz.
you look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as sh-t.
then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
dude. i was h-tting that hoe last night and w-lly wonka’s chocolate factory visited her walls…
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