Wilmer
an old man who sits in a cube all day and smells his own farts. often, he requires the use of reading gl-sses. wilmer is often spotted roaming the parking lot of target while eating a chicken sandwich.
hey, who is that creepy old dude over there at target? oh….. it’s just a wilmer
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