woolly nips


a woman with hairy nipples that resemble that of a woolly mammoth
evan: dude what happened? you were only in the bedroom with that girl for like 30 seconds. u a 30 second man?
kenny: no, i started to suck her b–bs and realized she has woolly nips, i gotta go floss
evan: gross, heres a beer to rinse that sh-t out

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