Wilmington Wombler
the s-xual act of two people placing each other’s -n-ses against one another, then defecating into each other’s -sses. is not specific to either gender, any two people can perform the wilmington wombler. known to be quite messy. it’s generally best to put a tarp down first.
place of origin: wilmington, ohio
“dude, i was gettin bored with this b-tch, so i decided to spice things up so we did a wilmington wombler.”
“oh dear me, last night my husband of 43 years asked me do a wilmington wombler with him. i didn’t know what it was, so i said yes.”
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