Wilton Beard


the imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from wilton carpets)
“looks like deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a wilton beard when he arrived late at the office today!”

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