wina’d
the act of getting so intoxicated that you end up p-ssing out on the bathroom floor in your own vomit; usually describes an unremarkable person who goes out to drink by themselves and then needs to be taken care of by people who can’t stand him
hey, we should get wina’d to the face tonight!
did you see john last night?
yea, he got wina’d and i had to get him home…fml
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