wind sail


the act of stretching the human scr-t-m into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. the resultant shape has no use whatsoever.
“so ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night”

“yeah i was busy making a wind sail”

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