Window Kissing
luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.
when i feel just a little low i go window kissing. i just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. then and only then do i pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.
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