Window of Craportunity


the re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. a period of time in which suitable cr-p can achieve success. to sh-t consistently at a given time.
jp: where you at? let’s move man.
paulley: gotta go. window of cr-portunity just opened up.
jp: we’ll be late.
paulley: if i miss this, i won’t be able to sh-t all day.

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