window of opportunity


a time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, s-xual in nature) arises. when one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. the s-xual window of opportunity. . .
where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy s-x later.

2. the non-s-xual window of opportunity. . .
where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.

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