Windows Computer


a piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up p-rn. it works for it’s purpose, but you know that it’s not the best. you use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn’t sh-t itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

it’s lot like a bad prost-tute.
dude 1: hey man, so hows your windows computer doing?
dude 2: not so good. i mean, it works, but every time i’m using it i always scream out “macintosh!” by mistake.

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