windows ten
a sh-tty mediocre operating system by microsoft. pretty much all of its “features” are directly recycled from windows 7 or are designed for those who couldn’t be trusted to screw in a light bulb. oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
they’ll know who you are!
gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the fbi crashed through the door. “d-mn you, windows ten!” he screamed whilst they hauled his -ss to the pokey.
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