Windows Time


an irrational measure of time that is based on no man’s reality, windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. basically, time on a sliding scale.
husband (on cell phone) – don’t worry, honey, i am coming to get you, i’ll be there in 10 minutes.

wife – is that real time or windows time?
the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using microsoft windows.

also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
john: ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it’s -rs- over to my usb drive?
mary: that’s just windows time. ’tis a feature, not a bug.

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