Windows Users


tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world’s least elite os. p-wns of the interwebs. newbs. normalf-gs. generally in denial of ones technical limitations.
“i thought that bob and alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they’re actually windows users”.
one who uses windows as the result of a conscious decision. usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.
see that illogical kid over there? he’s a windows user.

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