windozeing
the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working.
boss: keep up the good work jenson!
jenson: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.
boss: you wern’t just windozeing were you jenson?
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