windstream
a horrible isp with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. they ranked very poorly in a february 2013 fcc broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). they bought up landlines from companies such as altell and d&e communications. they prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. if you can avoid this isp, do not get windstream.
guest: “wow you internet is slow.”
homeowner: “yeah, it’s because we have windstream.”
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