windy wendy
a variant of a hot richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man’s beef baguette. gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.
the missus gave me a windy wendy last night!… it was so bad i almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my d-ck!
Read Also:
- ken complex
this is a phase in life when you feel as though that you are at the top. as a result, one suffers and constantly has this burden to stay the best for a long time. effects may include loss of excitement and no showing of emotions. named after the professional melee smasher ken, he maintained […]
- haznida
a girl desperately need love from boy hey ashley why you sad i need my love you such a haznida
- gassing it
when b-tches make sh-t more than the sh-t needs to be. “yeah me and him fought, but we only slapped, n-gg-s g-ssing it up so now everyone thinks it was a fist fight”
- The Unintentional Thumb
when you’re on facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the “thumb’s up” b-tton, usually at the worst possible time. “i’m having a really rough day” “what’s wrong?” “my dad p-ssed away. 😰” “👍” “f-cking unintentional thumb! sorry about your loss.” or … “how are things with robert?” “i found out he’s cheating on me.” “👍” […]
- Soggy Spatoon
the act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone’s face for them to smell the nut sweat. after a long day of work i took off the paper towels and stuck them in […]