windybank

windy bank estate is a place where you would go if you wanted to get robbed or shot at with bb gun. it’s the place where everyone’s related and ‘r chantelle’ is your sisters mums auntie who is sh-gging your nephew.

you can guarantee someone’s dealing bags they’ve nicked from their older brother who probably thinks he’s absolutely ‘ruffless’ when he’s a scruffy lowlife b-m with a man bun. they can’t wait to get their bbqs out and shorts on when sun comes out it’s times like that when the community comes together and chips in for a crate and a pouch of knock off bacci. it’s got more pregnant slags on than it has speed b-mps and stds get p-ssed around more than joints. incest is ripe and this is where you’d take your daughter if you wanted her to get up the duff to the local badboi mc. if you ever visit be sure to stop by miry lane it’s the local hotspot where you can bag yourself a 13year old slapper and a bottle of frosty jacks and a used needle or two. its infested with gr-ssing snakes who will shank you if your not careful. make sure you take a blade cause the mandem are leathal and will do time so they can go b-m boys.

the windybankers don’t usually venture out of their natural habitat unless it’s to visit the local job centre to sign on or shoplift from aldi. they’re a drain on society and if you see one of them make sure you approach with caution, they’ll twok your car, f-ck your wife and impregnate your daughter.
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