Windyke


a stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
man, the strip club was so lame last night! nothing but windyk-s scrubbing the pole, all night long. i wouldn’t let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!

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