wine bomb


1 part wine (any variety), 1 part red bull (or suitable subst-tute). can be done as a shot (preferably) or as a mixed drink.
guy number 1: “i’m sick of jager but i want a bomb”
guy number 2: “do you like wine?”
guy number 1: “it has alcohol in it, yes?”
guy number 2: “then wine bombs it is”
n. one part jagermeister mixed with three parts white wine, usually a chardonnay.
“oh my god, that tasted terrible and i think some of my brain just died.”
“that’s a wine bomb.”
an alcoholic drink, usually consisting of cheap white wine, chugged as quickly as possible for the purpose of getting drunk fast. the name “wine bomb” refers to the drink’s similarity with the jagerbomb.

a wine bomb is ordered by simply asking the bartender for a gl-ss of wine. with the drink in hand, the “wine bombers” (as they are called) clink gl-sses and cheers before rapidly chugging the entire gl-ss.

wine bombs are typically consumed in situations where a beer-and-wine-only bar prevents taking traditional shots. they are an even more attractive option when the wine is available free of charge.
a: “that cheap -sshole isn’t going to have liquor at his wedding reception. how does he expect me to white boy dance without being blackout drunk?”
b: “f-ck him, we’ll just take a million wine bombs. that will show him.”
a: “h-ll yeah! i’m gonna get bent and try and f-ck a bridesmaid.”
b: “period.”

“taking wine bombs every hour on the hour last night was a bad idea. i woke up this morning still wearing my tie, with my pants around my ankles, and the fat secretary from hr next to me in bed. fml.”

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