wine drunk


the kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex’s new girlfriend’s instagram in the other.
beccy got so wine drunk last night and liked a photo of david’s new girlfriend from june 2014

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