Winetastrophe
a middle cl-ss problem; one is just about to pour the first gl-ss of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you’re late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.
“red or white darling?”, she asked;
“red”, he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;
“darling it’s a winetastrophe, there is no wine”.
#wine #run-out #middle cl-ss #middle cl-ss problems #disaster
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