winfluenza


the sudden spout of laziness and restlessness you experience before winter break. causes a change in demeanor and some sort of decline in academic performance. similar to senioritis but happens more around the holiday seasons due to breaks.
person 1: did you finish your biology homework?
person 2: nah, i don’t want to do it. this is the week before break anyway.
person 1: yeah, you’re right.

person 1: dude, we have to write that essay before break.
person 2: i’ll do it later. i’ve got a case of winfluenza right now.

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