wing commander


a man that has achieved certification in all of the ‘wing ‘ categories

white wings
brown wings
red wings
yellow wings

a true adventurer in s-xual exploration
jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander
someone who got awarded their brownwings.
got your brown wings last nite. you’re now a fella wingcommander.
an awesome 2.5d futuristic flight combat sim for the snes. it was renowned for it’s cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.
kid with snes: f-ck homework, i’m gonna play wing commander.
a man who leads by example when it comes to women. when approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.
the wing commander

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