Wing Tong


wing tong is the secret name for all asian men. while they usually have names like “kim jong ill” and “ahoshoduno wingsingating” at the end of the day they are all just wing tong’s.
chinese resturant owner: erro woo yoo yike sum egg rolls?

person a: “no thank you wing tong”

chinese owner: “otay otay… i bing yoo egg rolls”

person b: “d-mn these f-cking wing tong’s”

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