wing wiper


rear echelon. a veteran of any branch, having served in country, but not on the front lines.
joe: “i served in vietnam. i have a service medal to prove it. but, i was, ‘in the rear (with the beer)’ the whole time. that was fine by me. i didn’t want to go out there.” (laughs)

disabled veteran: “you were a ‘wing wiper’! a ‘wing wiper’!! do you think you are any expert?!”
a term used to describe a member of the us air force.

probably comes from the air force’s reputation for being neat and orderly.
did ya see that wing-wiper over there? bet i could arm wrestle him.

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