winged-rats
pigeons. some people see them as the equivalent of rats because they spread disease and are found in great abundance in city centres getting under people’s feet – see chavs, townies etc. see also flite for what they produce.
“i was sat on a bench in town having a mcdonalds and then the second i droppped a chip, a million winged-rats appeared outta nowhere.”
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