winking lizard


when your b-tch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. this results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
dude 1: bro, i gave your mom a winking lizard last night

dude 2: what the f-ck bro!!

dude 1: your mom sucks good d-ck

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