Winnie the Pooh
when you have s-x wearing only a t-shirt.
i got laid last night, but never took my shirt off. i totally did the winnie the pooh.
haven’t been to the gym in a bit, so i winnie the pooh’d her.
1. the correct spelling for that groovy bear we all used to love.
2. loves honey and enjoys annoying rabbit
hey winnie the pooh! we love you!
walking around the house half naked.
top no bottoms i.e, just a t-shirt.
doing the winnie the pooh.
also see donald duck.
“went round to dave’s yesterday and he answered to door half naked”
“half naked “?
“yeah he was wearing a t-shirt but no bottoms”
“ah, doing the winnie the pooh
when one rags a tigger, and often poo’s ones pants…
“i ragged tigger and pooed my pants last night therefore i am winnie the pooh”
a winnie the pooh is when a guy spreads honey on his d-ck, puts an ecstasy bean on the end and rams a girl in the -ss. about mid-s-x, she starts rolling
jason winnie the poohed megan with a bean and honey. both enjoyed it quite much
when one takes a pooh under the tree, covers it in honey and then sits in the pooh.
“hey yo john you wanna go winnie the pooh after school i got some fresh honey from my uncle’s bee hive.”
“oh is that the uncle who showed us how to winnie the pooh”
“fo’ sheazzzy”
the act of a male inserting his erect p-n-s into the oral cavity of a female. he then leans forward, while his p-n-s remains in the b-tches mouth. he then releases his bowels, allowing the diahria to exit his -n-s. note that it is recommended to use a laxative, or eat a hot pocket an hour before preforming this activity. the sh-t then voyages across the taint, then climbs over the b-lls. it then reaches the p-n-s, and slides down it like a fireman down a pole. as the boiling sh-t reaches the p-n-s, the man “blows his load” into the b-tches mouth. this creates the sensation of the j-zz and the sh-t reaching the b-tch at the same time.
nick: wanna winnie the pooh
scott: wtf, dont be gay
nick: ok
nick: wanna winnie the pooh
ammie: get the f-ck out of my room (bat to head)
nick: it’ll be over soon
nick: ryan, you’ve gotten really good at winnie the poohing
ryan: yea, weston and i have been practicing alot
nick: i’m gay
ryan: gross dude, your lucky you have such a big v-g-n-
1. the annoying motherf-cker on that f-cked up walt disney show. think think think..pop a cap in the f-ckers -ss.
2. the stupid bear i would bludgen with a bat and scream pwned!
winnie the pooh is such a f-ggot.
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