winnipd


while your eating your meal, your notice a hair in your mouth…. you reach in with your fingers to pull it out, only to have your mates p-ssing themselves laughing, pointing & telling you “you’ve been winnipd”

a winnnip is a hair from between your -sshole & your b-llb-g.
pluck a winnip from between your -sshole & your b-llb-g, secretly place in your friends (or not friend) meal, wait until you see them removing it from their mouth & spring the great news to them!!! you’ve just been winnipd!!!

caution: removal of winnips may cause tears.
ingestion may cause laughter at your expense!

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