Winquisition


the act of acquiring a windows computer when you really wanted a mac. often followed by periods of suffering, self-loathing, re-booting and inadequacy.

coined by jim hill.
“billy’s parents bought him a windows computer”

“ha-ha”

“n-body expects the winquisition.”

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