winter boyfriend
your boyfriend from thanksgiving to valentine’s day. he’s there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.
i met this guy in october. i think he’ll make the perfect winter boyfriend since he doesn’t have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so i’ll get excellent gifts for christmas and valentine’s day.
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