winter cling
like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, netflix, and snuggling. and with lower standards.
lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
example a:
“why’s he talking to that biddie?”
“winter is coming. he’s looking for a winter cling.”
example b:
“what does she see in that fat -ss?”
“she’s using him for his hbo and the arm pillow.”
“so it’s just a winter cling?”
“yep.”
“d-mn, i wish she’d winter cling with me.”
“you’re too fit. his fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go.”
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