ye gawds is old-timer slang for “oh, my gosh!” and “give me a break!” — all packed into one nifty punch. it conveys a cranky annoyance more than a “holy toledo!” excitement and is a good option when you’re really wanting to say something more profane but need to mind your manners.
it’s more hick than urban and works well for folks with a penchant for mid-century modern, sweater sets and small town gossip. dang and geesh are tolerable alternatives, but if you’re into mayberry or maybe even mad men and want to impress your friends, go with “ye gawds” and you’ll knock their knickers off.
“did you hear what martha’s daughter did the other day? she snuck out of the house in the middle of the night, dumped a gallon of hairspray into the truck’s gas tank, and drove into town to see her boyfriend.”
“ye gawds, sally. kids these days, you know?”
a dominant male. who normally has the women at his feet, cause they are well hung. normally know to dominate his sport. most yordani are extraordinary baseball players. that baseball player is so a yordani
a lazy person who doesn’t know how stupid they are dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘omfg!! that sh-t is cray! can’t believe that’s real’ anytime someone shares an onion article on facebook, you’re an idiot. a contraction of “slacker/slacking” and “r-t-rd”. see also f-cktard. someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged. […]
swag on point – means looking good he had sop last night actually it means, standard operating procedure pee in the cup soldier! it’s sop! standing operating procedure (sop) – commonly and erroneously referred to as standard operating procedure. written military directives defining the actions to be taken upon the occurance of specific events. in […]
- speedo torpedo
a bulge in a person’s swimwear caused by either an erection extreme tightness. “that dude has a speedo torpedo so big it could sink a battleship.” speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a speedo. stepanie said to mich-lle, “check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he […]
- rough trade
“rough trade” is a slang term for a masculine working cl-ss man who has s-x with men (sometimes as a male prost-tute) he worked in the industrial areas and was wary of the rough trade there. someone, generally ‘scruffy’ looking, who partic-p-tes in s/m type behavior. he went down to the dockside bars to look […]