winter coat
you know, the 5 to 10 pounds you put on during the winter months.
dude, spring break is coming up soon, i have to shed this winter coat winter weight weight gainbefore we hit up the beach.
a winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. the more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.
note: this dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.
woman: “and why won’t you shave your face you look like a caveman!”
man: “b-tch! i already told you, it’s my f-cking winter coat, and i need it!”
growing the hair on your legs during the colder months.
julie – “aren’t you going to shave your legs?”
narelle – “no, that’s my winter coat. i’m wearing tights.”
a word used to describe a gradual increase in body weight, generally caused by the intake of excess calories, little exercise, or may be caused by a medical condition. a winter coat is maintained during months of the year where one is less likely to reveal their acquired blubber… hence giving it the name “winter coat.”
lindsey: (while using two hands to grasp her abdomen) “feel this.”
jennifer: “well, what’s that?”
lindsey: “that’s my winter coat.”
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