winter dick
since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter d-ck. which is basically a small d-ck because it’s cold.
d-mn this gives me winter d-ck!
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shrinking of the p-n-s brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.
girl. “hahaa it’s tiny!”
guy. “hey it’s cold outside, this is just my winterd-ck, it’ll go back to normal when it warms up.”
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the term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.
winter d-ck is pr-ne to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you ‘shake’ several times.
winter d-ck results in “pee spots” in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist p-n-s. it may also risk your chances of receiving head.
“hey, has anyone seen my pants?”
“…dude, did you p-ss yourself?”
“oh no…its just winter d-ck! son of a b-tch! it always happens! no matter how many times i shake!”
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