Winter Granny Handy
a common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. the best part of the winter granny handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving handy or hand job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your grandma or some other geriatric.
roger’s wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. but roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the winter granny handy.
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