Winter sex
the efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur
“baby i don’t feel like it tonight, it’s too cold”…. “no worries, we’ll just have winter s-x”
“it’s just winter s-x, your pants won’t go below mid-thigh”
“boxers with the opening in front were made for winter s-x”
“alaskans are experts in the art of winter s-x”
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