winterized
a woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
hey, you and kelly already have 5 kids…you thinking about having anymore? no chance, she was winterized last year.
when a person’s hair is so perfectly coiffed/gelled/hair-sprayed up that it stays in perfect position despite what you are doing. this is similar to damian lewis, who portrayed richard winters in band of brothers.
dude have you noticed in band of brothers that winer’s hair never moves even after really intense battles?
yea… your hair is like that too. its totally winterized.
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