wipe check


when youve been ripping -ss all day at work and never needed to take a sh-t. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the d. you have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 “wipe checks”
man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping -ss the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. i knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few “wipe checks” so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes

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