wiper woodies


what you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it’s snowing like the end of the world.

what happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the gl-ss.
we noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.

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