wipperling
someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.
little boy: mom, my dad quit his job again.
mom: why?!?!
little boy: he said because of extreme circ-mstances.
mom: oh “extreme circ-mstances” huh.
little boy: yep…
mom: your daddy is a d-mn wipperling!
girl 1: casey quit his job again…
girl 2: that boy aint nothing but a f-ckin’ wipperling, doesn’t want to pay to support his kids! pr-ck aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.
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