Wirry Wonka
w-lly wonka’s twin drug addict. wirry had it hard growing up. the younger of the twins, he did not receive the same love and care as his brother, w-lly. when w-lly revealed he was opening a chocolate factory. wirry became depressed and turned to drugs to ease the pain. soon, he found himself broke and homeless. to make ends meet and feed his addiction, he turned to a life of prost-tution. for years, he sucked many d-cks. so many d-cks. like bro, you don’t know how many d-cks he sucked. countless. he wasn’t racist either. he sucked all kinds of d-cks. white d-cks, black d-cks, brown d-cks, yellow d-cks, blue d-cks. all the d-cks, man. wow, thinking about all those d-cks got me off topic. where was i again? ahhh, f-ck it. godd-mn, the things i would do to take a fat tenderloin to the throat right now. i mean, seriously. i am so f-cking hard right now just thinking about it. maybe if i touch this cold wall next to my bed, it might reduce my s-xual swelling. i mean, like, i just want to be manhandled right now by someone’s horse-sized meat stick. oh god, just the thought of it sliding in and out of my male virgin -sshole makes my c-ck scream. but anyway, yeah, that’s the sad, unfortunate story of wirry wonka.
big d-ck: yo nig-nog, you heading to that circle jerk tonight?
captain -ssd-ck: nah n-gg-roni, i’m gonna go do heavy drugs and get so f-cking blasted till i can see stars with my n-gg- wirry wonka
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