Wisconsin Floor Buffer
when you sit a girl down in a pile of sh-t and then make her give you head while you spin her around
i sat that girl down in a pile of sh-t and made her do a wisconsin floorbuffer
the act in which a man p–ps on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his p–p. he then sticks his p-n-s in the woman’s mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
dude, i wisconsin floor buffered this girl last night.
no way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
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