Wisconsin Hand Warmer

a little known s-xual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his p-n-s from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
that girl was a freak. she gave me a wisconsin hand warmer last night.

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