Wisconsin Rooster Hat
this is a s-xual technique that originated in wisconsin.
before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide s-xual stimulation to the partner being entered. most -rg-sms in wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is not an effective form of birth control as s-m-n from the male can and does exit the rooster through it’s mouth. this is known as wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: “i stopped in wisconsin last night on my way to canada, and this wh-r- i picked up made me wear a wisconsin rooster hat.”
man 2: “how’d that work out?”
man 1: “not too bad.”
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