Wisdom cookie


the opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. usually, it’s a heavy disappointment.
a wisdom cookie would say: “you have a zest for the finer things in life,” as opposed to “you will have full contentment by summer’s end”.

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