Wiseau


noun: a pretentious b-st-rd with an overinflated ego, who is undeservedly proud of some minor accomplishment.
james has been such a wiseau ever since he won third place in the marathon.
(doing/pulling a/the) wiseau; laughing/chuckling randomly and inappropriately during s-xual intercourse
guy 1: man, this chick i was with last night was such a horror.
guy 2: really? how so?
guy 1: she kept doing the wiseau.
guy 2: ouch…

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